so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like
Things to say during sex:
- "Twelve years ago, a nine-taled fox suddenly appeared"
- "IF YOU BELIEVE IT"
- "Naruto, NARUTO”
- "BELIEVE IT, BELIEVEE IT"
- "Yeah, i’m with my ninja clan, ninja clan here we stand"
- "NARUTO, i’m on my way"
- "NARUTO, i’ll be okay"
- "Getting ready to fight on set, with my best friends by my side" (3-some only)
- “SASUKEH, is really cool”
- "Sakura the beautiful"
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home
I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.
Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realizedMuggleborns creating a room in hogwarts that’s essentially a magical faraday cage so their tech actually works and they can at least watch Avengers and use a goddamn laptop even if there’s no bloody internet.(seriously writing everything by hand? I was the one of the first kids in my elementary school to be like FUCK THAT SHIT and start turning in all my papers as computer print offs and using the internet as a research resource, I would find a way and I’m not the only one)
Also they teach the house elves how to make pizza. Because pizza
YOOOOOOO THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED
but seriously once you get into the 2000s i find it very hard that muggleborns would WANT to go to a school with no electricity, no internet, no way to work phones or computers or ipods. sure, magic makes things convenient but the majority of things can be done by muggle means too, and a lot of others that wizardingkind doesn’t have: mass public transportation, entertainment, clothes that aren’t from the 1100s, schools that don’t kill people…
they’d probably just outright say no and then i would love to see the wizarding world in a tizzy about why no muggleborns want to come to magic schools. and the muggleborns will be all “YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN HAVE TV, OF COURSE NO ONE WANTS TO COME”
i love the fic where hermione starts integrating magic and technology and everyone’s in awe of it.